Friday, March 11, 2016

E: Flowers can't play hockey.
K: Why not?
E: Because they don't have faces. Or legs.

*sitting in front seat of car, starts licking horn*
K: Please don't lick that, it's kind of gross
E: Oh, because animals come in here and pee on it right?
K: No, that's not why. Let's get out of the car. *starts lifting her out*
E: No you can't take me this is my body!!

E: I'm going to go in the house and never come back out.
*goes inside for about 10 seconds*
E: Okay, let's go back out