Milk and wolves

K: Milk is good, huh?
E: Yeah, milk is good, but the wolf is not good. He doesn't like me, he tries to eat me every time.

Bathtime

L: Wow, you are dumping water on your head!
E: Yes, I am crying but I'm brave.

K: You scaredy-cat!
E: I'm not a scaredy-cat, I'm a scary cat!

E: *picks up vitamin bottle* take this medicine before bed if you want to be big like THAT *puts little hands over her head dramatically*

K: You are a cute girl
E: No i am not a cute girl
K: Then what are you?
E: A BRAVE girl 

Grumpypants

E: *wakes up* SCRAAATCH my toes
K: Okay grumpy, I think you need more sleep
E: I need more SCRATCH

*Girl comes up to kiss her baby brother who is lying on his belly minding his own business*
E: *quickly pulls brother back by his feet* No, that's MY baby!

E: Give me my coat! I'm shaking like a squirrel.

K: *Climbs onto bed and lands knee on hard object* Ow, what is under the covers?!
E: *Pulls out bicycle pump* It's a pea under the mattress!

E: Where is Theo's mama?
L: You mean where is mama? You and Theo have the same mama. You have the same papa too.
E: And the same Marshmallow [our cat].

(At school, as told by her teacher)
E: *mutters to herself in French (which no one at her school speaks)*
HAHAHA, that's what my Papa says

K: I love you to the moon and back, little one
E: I love you to the moon and back, BIG ONE

*Flight attendant explains that she has fruit puree that will be thrown away and we say E would love to take it*
*Hand puree to her, she carefully inspects it*
E: AHH! It's haves babies on it!

Puppy probs

E: *Bursts into tears*
K: Why are you crying, honey?
E: Because I like *sobs* puuuuppies
K: You're sad because you like puppies?
E: Yes. *Sobbing* I don't like kitties